WHAT!?!

“You’re MAD!!!” said the Ramen enthusiasts.

Sipping on his Mountain Dew Livewire, he stared at his creation with a vacant expression, wondering how much further his madness would continue.

Lightning – 5/18

Last set, for now, until the next time nature’s fury provides another great light show.

Even more lightning – 5/15

Sure, I never get tired of capturing them, but how bored of looking at them are you? Doesn’t matter, it’s my blog. Dummy.

The only thing I change on most of the pictures is the brightness/contrast. Sometimes Auto Contrast takes care of things beautifully. Sometimes I gotta crank that shit up so high, I can hear Photoshop SCREAM. Then I laugh, sadistically.

I’ve been awake for 38 hours. My record is 44 1/2. I don’t think I’ll make it this time >_<

May I have your attention, voyeurs?

Err, viewers? You know you like it when I talk derdy. Spelling errars turn yuo on to, huh? I was checking my blog/feeder stats right now, which I guess tells you if anyone’s viewing my blog, or using an alligator to read my blog. Or was it aggregator. I’ve got you so turned on right now, I know it. You dyslexic sex machines. I think I’m so clever. Anyways, it said I’ve actually got a few people who’ve visited in the past, at least. Less than 10…but more than 5. Nothing exciting. Just enough to be creepy and unusual.

Anyways, I wonder how true this is. How many have seen my private work? You think I post my pictures and words on the INTERNET for EVERYONE to see? How twisted are you? Don’t even think about posting comments, either. I left the ability to post comments open to the public so people like Alyson Hannigan, Michelle Trachtenberg, and Jennifer Lopez could talk to me. Not you. Celebrities are all that matter these days, don’tchu know?

Seriously though, don’t be shy. Leave a comment if you stop by. Unless you wanna make me cry. Bye.

(Rhyme combo x4=29,527 pts.)

More Lightning – from 4/28

If you’ve just accidentally stumbled upon this blog: I apologize. All I do is take pictures of lightning. Barely decent ones, too. From the front of my house. I’d love to get some shots one night from my roof. That would be genius. Right?

I’ve only recently realized I’ve been using too low an aperture. Probably too long an exposure time, too. Usually I set it to 15 seconds @ f8.0/ISO 50. But a couple nights ago I tried about 5 or 6 seconds at f7.1 and f6.3. Still need to do some messing around to see which settings come out best. Lightning’s pretty erratic. It’s weird. And it sucks that I have so much dust getting into the lens of my Canon Powershot A620 like a vacuum. Great camera, though. Just a shame it loves dust so much. I hope they’ve fixed that problem with newer models.

Reincarnated Beings from Another Planet

or sentient beings, if you will. My guardians in this dimension. Watching me at all hours, making sure I don’t kill myself slipping over a banana peel. Neat, huh?

Their eyes are everywhere.